Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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