The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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