there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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