Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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