can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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