your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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