Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can text with my tongue
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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