He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Randomize
