please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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