Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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