He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I look excited, but its just a facade.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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