Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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