wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Randomize
