I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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