Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
