He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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