Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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