Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
there is glitter all over my balls
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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