that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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