But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
