names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
