He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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