She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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