The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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