i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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