So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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