RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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