took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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