32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
