Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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