What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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