When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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