Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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