I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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