Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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