i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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