yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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