You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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