Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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