how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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