I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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