um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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