don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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