It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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