What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
