Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
