I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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