One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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