Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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