hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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